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OT:Forbes Celebrity 100

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(rant) They have a new scheme, I think. Forbes usually ranks people and businesses by looking at cold hard (cash-related) facts and putting them on a list that makes some mathematical sense. I didn’t see the last few issues of this annual list, so I don’t know when they started doing this, but this year they’ve used some sort of touchy-feely ranking system. I quote: "Start with money. Add fame. Mix. We rank the relative star power of actors, atheletes. singers and talking heads — how much they earn and how many people are paying attention." "Relative star power"? "Fame"? This is the sort of ranking system celebrity-oriented mags use, and they each come up with radically different lists. There is never any indication that a pole was taken. It’s just a few people, probably interns throwing darts, deciding where everybody goes on the list. I don’t feel right about Forbes doing this. (endrant) Back on topic: Here are the musicians on the list: Musician                "power"      money        pay (millions) Rolling Stones             5           11         $51 Bruuuuuuce                 8            8         $64 Beyonce Knowles           19           57         $23 The Eagles                21           15         $43 Celine Dion               26           35         $28 Metallica                 27           20         $35 Fleetwood Mac             28           12         $45 Dave Matthews Band        30           35         $28 Cher                      40           42         $27 Simon & Garfunkel         46           25         $33 Jessica Simpson           61           93         $ 4 And here’s the list you realy wanted: Chicks Angelina Jolie            13           44         $27 Cameron Diaz              14           26         $32 Jennifer Aniston          17           50         $25 Julia Roberts             24           51         $25 Sandra Bullock            44           29         $30 The Olsen Twins           48           35         $28 Renee Zellweger           50           62         $21 Halle Berry               55           70         $19 Catherine Zeta-Jones      56           71         $18 Serena Williams           63           78         $ 9.5 Courtney Cox              65           55         $23 Paris Hilton              70           97         $ 2 Lisa Kudrow               74           55         $23 Venus Williams            77           80         $ 8.5 Queer-Eye Guys            78           96         $ 3.5 Anna Kournikova           82           87         $ 6 Heidi Klum                87           83         $ 7.8 Milla Jovovich            91           77         $ 9.8 Tyra Banks                93           93         $ 4 Gisele Bundchen           94           76         $10 Carolyn Murphy            99           89         $ 5 (Underage chicks omitted) (Old chicks also omitted) (Fat chicks omitted) Steppenvalve

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Yeah, but when does the Bass player list come out ? So who do you think is the wealthiest Bass player ? Sting ???

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>Yeah, but when does the Bass player list come out ? So who do you think >is the wealthiest Bass player ? Sting ???

It would be close…either Sting or Paul McCartney.                                  Aloha, Jerry

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>>Yeah, but when does the Bass player list come out ? So who do you think >is the wealthiest Bass player ? Sting ??? >It would be close…either Sting or Paul McCartney. >                                 Aloha, Jerry

Or John Kerry. ;)

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Look at page 140 of that issue for a cool write-up on Dan Lakin and Lakland Basses. Online version here: http://p219.ezboard.com/fthedudepitfrm21.showMessage?topicID=763.topic Steve "Dude" Barr http://www.TheDudePit.com http://www.VintageBass.com http://www.schoolofbass.com Another one coming soon!

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>Yeah, but when does the Bass player list come out ? So who do you think >is the wealthiest Bass player ? Sting ??? > It would be close…either Sting or Paul McCartney. >                                  Aloha, Jerry

Gene Simmons maybe?  He’s always sellin’ stuff with pictures of Kiss on it.

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Author: admin on June 23, 2004
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