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Jarl, When are you gong on tour to promote your new album? Be sure and let us know. joebob
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD > available thru Vitaminic. > Making such crap should be prohibited by law. > I suggest > Shitnacio – Can you hear the spammer "composing"? > The title is based on a traditional story, which says that in the past > Sigurds were smart and able to compose. If he wanted to, he composed > and made great music. But one day he misbehaved, and as punishment he > was damned to "compose" on MIDI guitar. > Thomas > P.S. > And I don’t want to say anything against Vangelis! The story came just > to me when I read through an album description on > http://www.elsew.com/data/albums3.htm
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> What do you think I should call my new CD?
Give it a Latin flare. Call it pvke.
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>Give it a Latin flare. Call it pvke.
LOL
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> Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD > available thru Vitaminic.
Making such crap should be prohibited by law. I suggest Shitnacio – Can you hear the spammer "composing"? The title is based on a traditional story, which says that in the past Sigurds were smart and able to compose. If he wanted to, he composed and made great music. But one day he misbehaved, and as punishment he was damned to "compose" on MIDI guitar. Thomas P.S. And I don’t want to say anything against Vangelis! The story came just to me when I read through an album description on http://www.elsew.com/data/albums3.htm
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I thought he left!
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> ->Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD > ->available thru Vitaminic. It will feature such songs as Black > ->Lung Suicide, Impaled on a Needle, Education Overkill, > ->Sober and Celebate, Depleting Surplus Humanity, Survival > ->of the Spineless, Nature Abhors a Vacuum, Happy Face Curse, > ->Desecration of Pulchritude and Carcinogenic Eugenics. There > ->is just one thing I have to decide upon before I make this CD > ->available to the public and that is it’s title. So I’m asking you > ->for suggestions. What do you think I should call my new CD. > -> > ->Jarl Sigurd > -> > ->to listen to the songs featured on my new CD, > ->visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd > -> > -> > -> > Confessions Of A Goat Blower : )
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> What do you think I should call my new CD.
Pretty Fart Machine I Sat On A Duck Turn That Crap Off The Boy Who Had No Talent Daddy Bought Me A Synth A Tin Ear and A Wet Dream Tales From Pornographic Oceans It’s All Good But For This CD Shut Up or Get Neutered Smells Like Pee, Tastes Like Crap Cut Off My Toe With A Lawnmower Blues Burn This Disc The Sigurd Tumor Songbook A Portrait In Crap Attack of the 50-Year-Old Virgin How To Avoid Probate Wipe Yer Butt With Fifteen Bucks Bite the wax tadpole. Do it now. "I only speak two languages: English and bad English." – "The Fifth Element" "The covers of this book are too far apart." – Ambrose Bierce "It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!" – Groundskeeper Willie
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> What do you think I should call my new CD. > Pretty Fart Machine > I Sat On A Duck > Turn That Crap Off > The Boy Who Had No Talent > Daddy Bought Me A Synth > A Tin Ear and A Wet Dream > Tales From Pornographic Oceans > It’s All Good But For This CD > Shut Up or Get Neutered > Smells Like Pee, Tastes Like Crap > Cut Off My Toe With A Lawnmower Blues > Burn This Disc > The Sigurd Tumor Songbook > A Portrait In Crap > Attack of the 50-Year-Old Virgin > How To Avoid Probate > Wipe Yer Butt With Fifteen Bucks
A waste of Plastic. Microwave this CD and watch the pretty sparks. Skeet shootin’ with Sigurd. Intestinal noises for swinging drunkards. Are you irritated yet? There are probably worse disks but you don’t want to know. Pope Charles SubGenius Pope of Houston Slack!
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says… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> What do you think I should call my new CD. > Pretty Fart Machine > I Sat On A Duck > Turn That Crap Off > The Boy Who Had No Talent > Daddy Bought Me A Synth > A Tin Ear and A Wet Dream > Tales From Pornographic Oceans > It’s All Good But For This CD > Shut Up or Get Neutered > Smells Like Pee, Tastes Like Crap > Cut Off My Toe With A Lawnmower Blues > Burn This Disc > The Sigurd Tumor Songbook > A Portrait In Crap > Attack of the 50-Year-Old Virgin > How To Avoid Probate > Wipe Yer Butt With Fifteen Bucks > Bite the wax tadpole. Do it now. > "I only speak two languages: > English and bad English." > – "The Fifth Element" > "The covers of this book are too far apart." > – Ambrose Bierce > "It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!" > – Groundskeeper Willie
<ROFL> GREAT stuff! How about "Rigid Sigurd-O-scope"?
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> Turn That Crap Off
I’m claiming this one for myself. thanks, ron
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>What do you think I should call my new CD.
Aural Masturbation. Richard — Electronica Experimental music, 80s synth, CX5MII/128 | _,,,—,,_ Korg M1, rvrsP800, Trinity ProX, Casio DGs, iMac SE /,`.-’`’ -. ;-;;, Rolands D-50, S-5/50, SH-101, JD-800, TR-505, GR737 |,4- ) )-,_. , ( `’::. Moog Rogue * http://www.mp3.com/RichardKilpatrick/ ‘—-”(_/–’ `-’_)Morticia
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>You can use high quality files for >that so it will sound better.
I don’t think that the file quality could ever improve the sound 
Richard — Electronica Experimental music, 80s synth, CX5MII/128 | _,,,—,,_ Korg M1, rvrsP800, Trinity ProX, Casio DGs, iMac SE /,`.-’`’ -. ;-;;, Rolands D-50, S-5/50, SH-101, JD-800, TR-505, GR737 |,4- ) )-,_. , ( `’::. Moog Rogue * http://www.mp3.com/RichardKilpatrick/ ‘—-”(_/–’ `-’_)Morticia
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Hmmm…now this is a tough one. How about these for a title(s): Songs for the Deaf (They would be the only ones that could really appreciate the music) Noise Still Trying… Sucker Randomizer Shock Therapy I Can’t Believe You Bough (or Like) This.. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD >available thru Vitaminic. It will feature such songs as Black >Lung Suicide, Impaled on a Needle, Education Overkill, >Sober and Celebate, Depleting Surplus Humanity, Survival >of the Spineless, Nature Abhors a Vacuum, Happy Face Curse, >Desecration of Pulchritude and Carcinogenic Eugenics. There >is just one thing I have to decide upon before I make this CD >available to the public and that is it’s title. So I’m asking you >for suggestions. What do you think I should call my new CD. >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to the songs featured on my new CD, >visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
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> Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD > available thru Vitaminic. It will feature such songs as Black > Lung Suicide, Impaled on a Needle, Education Overkill, > Sober and Celebate, Depleting Surplus Humanity, Survival > of the Spineless, Nature Abhors a Vacuum, Happy Face Curse, > Desecration of Pulchritude and Carcinogenic Eugenics. There > is just one thing I have to decide upon before I make this CD > available to the public and that is it’s title. So I’m asking you > for suggestions. What do you think I should call my new CD. > Jarl Sigurd
Jarl, what are you doing posting here in alt.techno? You’re a versatile musician but I’ve never heard you do any techno. I’m also curious as to why you don’t put your CD out on Ampcast. You can use high quality files for that so it will sound better. Lux
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How about – "brown sound all round"?
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>Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD >available thru Vitaminic. It will feature such songs as Black >Lung Suicide, Impaled on a Needle, Education Overkill, >Sober and Celebate, Depleting Surplus Humanity, Survival >of the Spineless, Nature Abhors a Vacuum, Happy Face Curse, >Desecration of Pulchritude and Carcinogenic Eugenics. There >is just one thing I have to decide upon before I make this CD >available to the public and that is it’s title. So I’m asking you >for suggestions. What do you think I should call my new CD.
Maybe one of: Black Lung Suicide Impaled on a Needle Education Overkill Sober and Celebate Depleting Surplus Humanity Survival of the Spineless Nature Abhors a Vacuum Happy Face Curse Desecration of Pulchritude Carcinogenic Eugenics
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my choices? "Vacuum Cleaner With Drums" "Concerto For Cat And Anvil" "A Waste Of Fifteen Bucks" "Master Of Sock Puppets" "Legends Of The Fall Guy" "Neener Neener Neener" "Who Needs Talent?" "MP3s Metallica Approves Of" "A Fistful Of Thumbs" "I, Catfood" "I Bent My Wookie!" "KOOKS R ME" "Smiling At My Fishtank" "I Was Drunk When I Recorded These" "The Cartman Prophesies" "Me Am Great Decomposer" "Requiems For Tzar Zaltan" "A >Don’t< Example" "I Can Blame This On Rob Later" "Mmmmmm, SPAM……" — Dan Dreibelbis, Guitar Nerd – Better Living Through Home Recording. Now On MP3.COM for your listening pleasure! http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/338/dan_dreibelbis.html
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> I thought he left!
Actually he was just being well behaved for awhile but I guess he must have missed the abuse.
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Prenatal Warning: May Kill Babies in the Womb RU-486ing Life – U Wer a Zygote 1nce 2 Upholstery Warning: Do not play at ANY volume, may cause loss of bowel control Turds in Tuxedos, Waltzing in the Bowl Please Don’t Hurt Yourself – Ignore this CD
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Ha-ha-HAAAA! Nice!!
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Well, folks, it’s only a matter of time before I make my new CD available thru Vitaminic. It will feature such songs as Black Lung Suicide, Impaled on a Needle, Education Overkill, Sober and Celebate, Depleting Surplus Humanity, Survival of the Spineless, Nature Abhors a Vacuum, Happy Face Curse, Desecration of Pulchritude and Carcinogenic Eugenics. There is just one thing I have to decide upon before I make this CD available to the public and that is it’s title. So I’m asking you for suggestions. What do you think I should call my new CD. Jarl Sigurd to listen to the songs featured on my new CD, visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd