I have a ‘90 325i which I purchased as a lien sale. I got no information or manuals with it. It is my first BMW. I notice that whenever a door is opened the emergency flashers go on for about a minute or two. Is this normal? Some sort of safety feature or something? Perhaps part of a malfunctioning alarm system? Did this year model come with an alarm system or as an option? James Bott San Diego
> I notice that whenever a door is opened the emergency flashers go on for > about a minute or two. Is this normal? Some sort of safety feature or > something? Perhaps part of a malfunctioning alarm system? Did this year > model come with an alarm system or as an option?
Your alarm has gone bonkers (technical term). Someone has removed the siren in order to preserve their sanity but the lights still go off. — Who needs a life when you’ve got Unix?
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> Your alarm has gone bonkers (technical term). Someone has removed the > siren in order to preserve their sanity but the lights still go off.
Either removed it or turned it off. This of course depends on the manufacturer of alarm, on my Clifford for example, it comes with a "Q" key which you insert into the body of the siren to mute it. Not sure about factory alarms though!! Nick.
John,
> I notice that whenever a door is opened the emergency flashers go on for > about a minute or two. Is this normal? Some sort of safety feature or > something? Perhaps part of a malfunctioning alarm system? Did this year > model come with an alarm system or as an option? > Your alarm has gone bonkers (technical term). Someone has removed the > siren in order to preserve their sanity but the lights still go off.
There is what looks like an alarm siren which has had the wire cut. I looked all over for the alarm itself and couldn’t find anything obvious (of course, I suppose they are made so as not to look obvious). I did find a black metal box in the trunk mounted on the passenger side. It is about 10" x 10" x 1" and has six wires going into it. There is no writing on it that I could see, and it appears that you have to bend the bracket to get it out. It looks like it has two thumbscrews in the back–nothing at all on the front. Next to it is a CD player but there don’t seem to be any wires between the two. Could this box be the alarm? I’m trying to figure out if it is a stock BMW alarm or after-market one, so I know who to take it to for fixing. The alarm siren says "Made it Taiwan" so I have to wonder about it being a BMW stock part. James Bott San Diego
Who is the greates usenet composer of all time? JARL SIGURD. Where can you find the greatest Black Metal? NORWAY. Who is the master of midi symphonies? JARL SIGURD. Put them all together and what do you have? Livet og tider av Jarl Sigurd Opus 69!!!! Read it and weep you looser faggots for 2002 IS the year of the Jarl. Jarl Sigurd er mitt navn Pantlessness er mitt spill My far var midget 6 guitar solos My mor var en whore I som er blitt er blitt levd hjemme til I var 34 Looking p
When you thought I couldn’t do anymore, I prove you worng. Idid it all, but there was obviously more to do, more to conquer, more to master. Here it is, the 1st Black Metal Midi Symphony in Portugese with 6-6-6 solos. All bow at my leather booted feet and behold "Eu ando em cima da estrada ao inferno com meu zipper aberto Opus 69". Read it and weep for 2002 IS the year of the Jarl. Jarl Sigurd
Hmmm, interesting what you can drag up on Google Posted to uk.music.guitar on july 11th last year. Way before this forgery stuff….. Have a nice day y’all MS Newsgroups: uk.music.guitar View this article only I’ve come up with a new theory which argues that homosexual males are more likely to exhibit an instinctive hatred for guitar solos. Being attracted to men rather than women, they are aroused by low pitched sounds and repulsed by high pitched sounds. Hence they go ga ga at the sound of power chords, especial when played with Dropped D tuning or on 7 string guitars(the ultimate GAY instrument) but cringe at guitar solos. Pete Townhend and Kurt Cobain must thus be the ultimate gay guitar heroes. Jarl Sigurd to listen to a guitarist who loves playing guitar solos. http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php/id=9098
>Do the words "Spell Check" mean anything to you? I know English isn’t your >first language, but you could at least spell your name consistently! There >are four misspelled words (not counting the Ebonics) in the first paragraph >alone.
Not only is it filled with accusations of homosexuality which is Rob’s trademark, but it also features horrendous spelling. Rob isn’t all that bright and his stupidity shines through in all the posts he is trying to forge. The Real Jarl Sigurd to listen to music composed by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) > The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
My God Jarl, that was so moving and genuine that I almost shed a tear. A molten black metal tear. When will you boundless talent for conqering new ground ever stop? I hope never. You are the most talented man on usenet & 2002 has now officially turned into the year of the Jarl. I urge everyone to check out Jarl’s website and hear his masterpeaces for theyselves.
Do the words "Spell Check" mean anything to you? I know English isn’t your first language, but you could at least spell your name consistently! There are four misspelled words (not counting the Ebonics) in the first paragraph alone. pressing "Spell check" sent the following: > Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots.
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Jarl — You’re forgetting–it’s "rinse, lather and *repeat*"–it’s the *repeat* step that gets rid of the black metal roots. Jeff – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Your posts are getting old, Bizarro Jarl. > Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) > The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
Another masterwork by "fake J*rl". For authenticity, you need to put guitar solos in between every verse. — John
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) > The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
Your posts are getting old, Bizarro Jarl.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) > The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) > The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne Why do you bleed my father? Cut was he by a sharp thorn He cannot walk farther Carry yhee upon my back I will Carry yhee to the depths of hell Let me fullfill my duty as your son Let me into your heart, my fahter, run You raised me as your little Jarl Bouncing me upon your firey knee Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard And on your knee I didest pee Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the clap You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap Some call you a monster, some call you death I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known as Arl Igard A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of blackness not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of Zontar Be well my father, get well soon So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne Why do you bleed my father? Cut was he by a sharp thorn He cannot walk farther Carry yhee upon my back I will Carry yhee to the depths of hell Let me fullfill my duty as your son Let me into your heart, my fahter, run You raised me as your little Jarl Bouncing me upon your firey knee Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard And on your knee I didest pee Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the clap You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap Some call you a monster, some call you death I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known as Arl Igard A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of blackness not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of Zontar Be well my father, get well soon So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
> You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee
You just made me shoot beer out my nose onto the keyboard bastard Shem
- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy)
is a complete and utter moron if he thinks anyone is going to be stupid enough too think the lyrics in this forged post are Jarl Sigurd. Not only are they badly written but there is no mention of guitar Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) >is a complete and utter moron if he thinks anyone >is going to be stupid enough too think the lyrics >in this forged post are Jarl Sigurd. Not only are >they badly written but there is no mention of guitar >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, >visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
That’s because niether Rob nor Jarl can play a solo worth a sh*t.
> you’re looking sexier every post, frau jarl. > marry me? > loser! > f
Another no talent looser faggot shows his true colors. I bet you dream of Jarl all night long you rump ranger. While Jarl composes symphonies, you suck for a buck.
> <snip> > please stop replying to the trolls, if nothing else, it keeps defeating > my filters > Al
Please stop sucking weiner, if nothng else, if makes you look like the jealous faggot looser that you are.
Yeah, but he’s a whole lot funnier than the real Jarl. Bet his guitar solos are a lot better too. — John
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Once again Jarl Sigurd traverses into unkown terrotiry and conqers >all. 1st it was German Opera, then Spanish symphonies, then French >Romantic Black Metal and now a Black Metal Italian Rennaisance tour de >force that will leave your ears begging for more. Here it is without >further adieu : "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69" >"Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69 en D minor" > Sopportato distrugg > sopportato scopare > sopportato mutilare > sopportato mangiare > sono il figlio di satan > regola di I il mondo > io bevo l’anima dei virgins > mangio le loro fiche > urinate sulle donne anziane > allora di I le scopo sull’asino > il mio nome sono Jarl Sigurd > vendo il mio asino per soldi > ever believe that Jarl Sigurd would ever compose a song without > any guitar solos. Truly steroid abuse has shriveled Rob’s tiny mind. > Jarl Sigurd(the real one) > To listen to music from Jarl Sigurd’s first metal CD, visit > http://stage.vitaminic.com/main/jarlsigurd/albums/,6216
<snip> please stop replying to the trolls, if nothing else, it keeps defeating my filters Al
I like what you guys post about other things… but dang, I’m gonna hafta plonk you too, if you don’t stop replying to his inane nonsense! PLEASE! Corey
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Without further adieu"? Please, give us adieu. > Once again Jarl Sigurd traverses into unkown terrotiry and conqers > all. 1st it was German Opera, then Spanish symphonies, then French > Romantic Black Metal and now a Black Metal Italian Rennaisance tour de > force that will leave your ears begging for more. Here it is without > further adieu : "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69" > "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69 en D minor" > Sopportato distrugg > sopportato scopare > sopportato mutilare > sopportato mangiare > sono il figlio di satan > regola di I il mondo > io bevo l’anima dei virgins > mangio le loro fiche > urinate sulle donne anziane > allora di I le scopo sull’asino > il mio nome sono Jarl Sigurd > vendo il mio asino per soldi > The Real Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the real Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
I would never presume to tell you who you can plonk or not, Corey.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I like what you guys post about other things… but dang, I’m gonna hafta > plonk you too, if you don’t stop replying to his inane nonsense! PLEASE! > Corey > "Without further adieu"? Please, give us adieu. > > Once again Jarl Sigurd traverses into unkown terrotiry and conqers > > all. 1st it was German Opera, then Spanish symphonies, then French > > Romantic Black Metal and now a Black Metal Italian Rennaisance tour de > > force that will leave your ears begging for more. Here it is without > > further adieu : "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69" > > "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69 en D minor" > > Sopportato distrugg > > sopportato scopare > > sopportato mutilare > > sopportato mangiare > > sono il figlio di satan > > regola di I il mondo > > io bevo l’anima dei virgins > > mangio le loro fiche > > urinate sulle donne anziane > > allora di I le scopo sull’asino > > il mio nome sono Jarl Sigurd > > vendo il mio asino per soldi > > The Real Jar1 Sigurd > > to listen to music by the real Jar1 Sigurd, > > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
Once again Jarl Sigurd traverses into unkown terrotiry and conqers all. 1st it was German Opera, then Spanish symphonies, then French Romantic Black Metal and now a Black Metal Italian Rennaisance tour de force that will leave your ears begging for more. Here it is without further adieu : "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69" "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69 en D minor" Sopportato distrugg sopportato scopare sopportato mutilare sopportato mangiare sono il figlio di satan regola di I il mondo io bevo l’anima dei virgins mangio le loro fiche urinate sulle donne anziane allora di I le scopo sull’asino il mio nome sono Jarl Sigurd vendo il mio asino per soldi The Real Jar1 Sigurd to listen to music by the real Jar1 Sigurd, visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
you’re looking sexier every post, frau jarl. marry me? loser! f
"Without further adieu"? Please, give us adieu.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Once again Jarl Sigurd traverses into unkown terrotiry and conqers > all. 1st it was German Opera, then Spanish symphonies, then French > Romantic Black Metal and now a Black Metal Italian Rennaisance tour de > force that will leave your ears begging for more. Here it is without > further adieu : "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69" > "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69 en D minor" > Sopportato distrugg > sopportato scopare > sopportato mutilare > sopportato mangiare > sono il figlio di satan > regola di I il mondo > io bevo l’anima dei virgins > mangio le loro fiche > urinate sulle donne anziane > allora di I le scopo sull’asino > il mio nome sono Jarl Sigurd > vendo il mio asino per soldi > The Real Jar1 Sigurd > to listen to music by the real Jar1 Sigurd, > visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Once again Jarl Sigurd traverses into unkown terrotiry and conqers >all. 1st it was German Opera, then Spanish symphonies, then French >Romantic Black Metal and now a Black Metal Italian Rennaisance tour de >force that will leave your ears begging for more. Here it is without >further adieu : "Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69" >"Regolo le montagne satanic Opus 69 en D minor" > Sopportato distrugg > sopportato scopare > sopportato mutilare > sopportato mangiare > sono il figlio di satan > regola di I il mondo > io bevo l’anima dei virgins > mangio le loro fiche > urinate sulle donne anziane > allora di I le scopo sull’asino > il mio nome sono Jarl Sigurd > vendo il mio asino per soldi
ever believe that Jarl Sigurd would ever compose a song without any guitar solos. Truly steroid abuse has shriveled Rob’s tiny mind. Jarl Sigurd(the real one) To listen to music from Jarl Sigurd’s first metal CD, visit http://stage.vitaminic.com/main/jarlsigurd/albums/,6216
> Is it the same Hot For Teacher solo as EVH’s, or different?? Because I dont > wanna waste time downloading it if it is.
Your waisitng your time downloading anything except Jarl Sigurd music. Does Jason Becker play German & Spanish symphiones? Does he play Black Metal midi Operas or dabble in rap? Hell no. There is only one choice when you want to download the best: JARL SIGURD. Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, an non crippled musician visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
> Your waisitng your time downloading anything except Jarl Sigurd music. > Does Jason Becker play German & Spanish symphiones? Does he play Black > Metal midi Operas or dabble in rap? Hell no. There is only one choice > when you want to download the best: JARL SIGURD. > Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, an non crippled musician
Please disregard the preceding post. It is another forgery The real Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, what would it be and why? Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
says… >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >what would it be and why? >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
Ya vol herr Sigurd. Surly your new Germanic Black Metal Opus " Blut auf dem Stein von Satan Opus 69 " that can be heard on your site, would suffice.
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? > Jarl Sigurd
Downshift
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why?
Who the hell is AdolPH Hitler ? Eat less shit, Jarl.
who cares?
> > If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? > Who the hell is AdolPH Hitler ?
Is that saracasm, or are you a dumbshit that has been in a cave for the last 70 someodd years?
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why?
Hitler’s birthday isn’t until April, Rob. Your ignorance of famous people’s birthdays exposes your forgeries. The Real Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit, http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
> > Who the hell is AdolPH Hitler ? > Is that saracasm, or are you a dumbshit that has been in a cave for the last > 70 someodd years?
I know only a person called AdolF Hitler. AdolPH Hitler is unknown to me. No reason to call someone dumbshit.
jeesus.. let’s not call you dumbshit.. how about ignorant? deklep > > Who the hell is AdolPH Hitler ? > Is that saracasm, or are you a dumbshit that has been in a cave for the > last > 70 someodd years? > I know only a person called AdolF Hitler. > AdolPH Hitler is unknown to me. > No reason to call someone dumbshit.
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>> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? >Hitler’s birthday isn’t until April, Rob. Your ignorance >of famous people’s birthdays exposes your forgeries. >The Real Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, >visit, http://www.ampcost.com/JarlSigurd
Gee, I wonder who you knew when Hitler’s birthday was. I mean, what regular person would know that kind of thing. I guess you ARE a white supremacist racist pig after all. Go to hell Jarl, you racist pig. You are truly a disgusting loser.
> Hitler’s birthday isn’t until April, Rob. Your ignorance > of famous people’s birthdays exposes your forgeries. > The Real Jarl Sigurd
Gee, I wouldn’t be too hard on him, Jarl. His posts are more enjoyable than yours have been the past year. Ken Albin
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why?
Why are you asking now. Wasn’t he born on the 20th April or sommat? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
>> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? >Why are you asking now. Wasn’t he born on the 20th April or sommat?
You actually think Jarl is interested in posting anything other than self proption & whoring his songs. Wake up!!!!! The content of his posts are only meant to promote him, period.
>> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >> what would it be and why? >Why are you asking now. Wasn’t he born on the 20th April or sommat? > You actually think Jarl is interested in posting anything other than self > proption & whoring his songs. Wake up!!!!! The content of his posts are only > meant to promote him, period.
Sorry Nuke! Didn’t mean to rattle your cage
- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > >> what would it be and why? > >Why are you asking now. Wasn’t he born on the 20th April or sommat? > You actually think Jarl is interested in posting anything other than self > proption & whoring his songs. Wake up!!!!! The content of his posts are >only > meant to promote him, period. >Sorry Nuke! Didn’t mean to rattle your cage
S’aright!!!!!
I think Hitler would pick, " Angel Of Death " from Slayer, cause this song suits him. hehe
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> >> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >> >> what would it be and why? >> >Why are you asking now. Wasn’t he born on the 20th April or sommat? >> You actually think Jarl is interested in posting anything other than self >> proption & whoring his songs. Wake up!!!!! The content of his posts are >only >> meant to promote him, period. >Sorry Nuke! Didn’t mean to rattle your cage
> S’aright!!!!!
He would choose "Kill Rob Who Is Pretending To Be Jarl and Donate His Brain to Anyone Needing To Level His Coffee Table". – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? > Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
So, knowing when Hitler’s birthday makes people white supremecists? I guess since I know where Osama bin Laden was born that makes me an anti-American? Your logic is twisted and you need to be shot. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >> what would it be and why? >Hitler’s birthday isn’t until April, Rob. Your ignorance >of famous people’s birthdays exposes your forgeries. >The Real Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, >visit, http://www.ampcost.com/JarlSigurd > Gee, I wonder who you knew when Hitler’s birthday was. I mean, what regular > person would know that kind of thing. I guess you ARE a white supremacist > racist pig after all. Go to hell Jarl, you racist pig. You are truly a > disgusting loser.
> He would choose "Kill Rob Who Is Pretending To Be Jarl and Donate His > Brain to Anyone Needing To Level His Coffee Table".
That’s a very suitable song to play at mien fruher’s birthday. Are you interested in joing the Heritage Front movement?
Seeing that I don’t know what that is, I will play it safe and say that I am not interested.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> He would choose "Kill Rob Who Is Pretending To Be Jarl and Donate His > Brain to Anyone Needing To Level His Coffee Table". > That’s a very suitable song to play at mien fruher’s birthday. Are you > interested in joing the Heritage Front movement?
"my way" maybe? i did unt my vay! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >what would it be and why? >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
You probably know his dirge too, I supose?
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "my way" maybe? > i did unt my vay! >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >what would it be and why? >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
I should have bet that this post was originated by Jarl … heh.. burn in hell. i’m garanteeing it!
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> You probably know his dirge too, I supose? > "my way" maybe? > i did unt my vay! > >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > >what would it be and why? > >Jarl Sigurd > >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
one in the same i would bet. maybe in hebrew at the funeral though. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >You probably know his dirge too, I supose? > "my way" maybe? > i did unt my vay! > >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > >what would it be and why? > >Jarl Sigurd > >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, what would it be and why? Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
What kinda of a dumbass question is that……you having sympaty for the Ruud – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? > Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why?
Heres a song about an ultra-evil bloodthirsty dictator: Impaler of Wallachia — Graveland I guess theres probably lots of songs about superbad maniac butcher dictators that go berserk, but this one has really cool lyrics – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
How about "I’ve only got one Gonad" or "Eva, hand me the Luger" or "Let’s kill millions of defenceless people because we didn’t get on with our Mummy and Daddy"? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >what would it be and why? >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
>How about "I’ve only got one Gonad" or "Eva, hand me the Luger" or "Let’s >kill millions of defenceless people because we didn’t get on with our Mummy >and Daddy"?
it was a Walther… __ Steve .
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why?
Anything by Jarl Sigurd. The bastard deserved to know what it was like to be tortured MS
>> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? >Anything by Jarl Sigurd. The bastard deserved to know what it was like to be >tortured
FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS THIS ONE!!!!!!
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? > Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
He would surly pick your latest German Black Metal Symphonic composition "Blut auf dem Stein von Satan Opus 69". What a steering piece of music that is.
>> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why? > Anything by Jarl Sigurd. The bastard deserved to know what it was like to > be tortured
LOL! Curbstomp – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->MS
>How about "I’ve only got one Gonad" or "Eva, hand me the Luger" or "Let’s >kill millions of defenceless people because we didn’t get on with our Mummy >and Daddy"? >it was a Walther… >__ >Steve
Yeah, but Lugers are more ironic.
> If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, > what would it be and why?
That would be Madame Butterfly, if you don’t know why you’re a a fckin’ idiot. For an encore, he’d choose: "How can I forsee the future, and send my henchman after Jarl’s grandfather?" – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Jarl Sigurd > to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd > visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
"my way" maybe? i did unt my vay! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >If Adolph Hitler had to pick any song to be played at his birthday, >what would it be and why? >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by Jarl Sigurd >visit: http://www.javamusic.com/JarlSigurd
What is left for me to do? How much blacker and more midi-fied can I get ask you? None more, says I!!!! Should I tackles Spanish & German operas? Been there done that. Mayeb I should tackles Rap music & fuse it with my incredible style of black metal inspired symphonic metal cacophony of doom. Cast your votes here loosers. If I deem thee worthy, I shall compose a Rap based symphonic opus soon for your hungry ears. 2002: the year of the Jarl. Wurd!!!!! Jarl Sigurd to listen to Jarl Sigurd, God’s gift to usenet visit: http://www.ampcost.com/Jar1Sigu
SPARE ME !!
Whoever is trying to impersonate our good friend Jarl, stop. The original is bad enough without some second-rate loser who can’t spell try to impersonate him.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> What is left for me to do? How much blacker and more midi-fied can I > get ask you? None more, says I!!!! Should I tackles Spanish & German > operas? Been there done that. Mayeb I should tackles Rap music & fuse > it with my incredible style of black metal inspired symphonic metal > cacophony of doom. Cast your votes here loosers. If I deem thee > worthy, I shall compose a Rap based symphonic opus soon for your > hungry ears. 2002: the year of the Jarl. Wurd!!!!! > Jarl Sigurd > to listen to Jarl Sigurd, God’s gift to usenet > visit: http://www.ampcost.com/Jar1Sigu
god-damnit FK! f
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> What is left for me to do? How much blacker and more midi-fied can I > get ask you? None more, says I!!!! Should I tackles Spanish & German > operas? Been there done that. Mayeb I should tackles Rap music & fuse > it with my incredible style of black metal inspired symphonic metal > cacophony of doom. Cast your votes here loosers. If I deem thee > worthy, I shall compose a Rap based symphonic opus soon for your > hungry ears. 2002: the year of the Jarl. Wurd!!!!! > Jarl Sigurd > to listen to Jarl Sigurd, God’s gift to usenet > visit: http://www.ampcost.com/Jar1Sigu
> Whoever is trying to impersonate our good friend Jarl, stop. The original > is bad enough without some second-rate loser who can’t spell try to > impersonate him.
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