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Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne Why do you bleed my father? Cut was he by a sharp thorn He cannot walk farther Carry yhee upon my back I will Carry yhee to the depths of hell Let me fullfill my duty as your son Let me into your heart, my fahter, run You raised me as your little Jarl Bouncing me upon your firey knee Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard And on your knee I didest pee Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the clap You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap Some call you a monster, some call you death I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known as Arl Igard A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of blackness not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of Zontar Be well my father, get well soon So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) The Rea1 Jar1 Sigurd to listen to music by the rea1 Jar1 Sigurd, visit, http://www.ampcast.com/Jar1Sigurd
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> You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee
You just made me shoot beer out my nose onto the keyboard bastard Shem
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy)
is a complete and utter moron if he thinks anyone is going to be stupid enough too think the lyrics in this forged post are Jarl Sigurd. Not only are they badly written but there is no mention of guitar Jarl Sigurd to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Having mastered it all, from Italian Romantic Symphonies ala Lizt to > German Opearas ala Vivaldi to French Rennaisance Opuses ala Bethoven & > Spanish Black Metal Symphonies ala Don Alejandro De la Vega & Rap ala > Snoop Dogg & Lil’ Bow Wow, Jarl Sigurd returns to his proud white > English roots & presents an opus that hits home to my heart. Yes, Jarl > Sigurd does have a soft side too you faggots. > "Satanic Bloodstone upon the Cantacerous Largo in Blood minor" > Satan bleeds upon his Cantacerous Largo throne > Why do you bleed my father? > Cut was he by a sharp thorn > He cannot walk farther > Carry yhee upon my back I will > Carry yhee to the depths of hell > Let me fullfill my duty as your son > Let me into your heart, my fahter, run > You raised me as your little Jarl > Bouncing me upon your firey knee > Your laughs burnt whisps off my beard > And on your knee I didest pee > Oh father, oh Satan, my lord & my mentor > Let me carry you to the infemiry in the hosptial sector > Just like you carried me to the clinic, after I had come down with the > clap > You were so understand to me mien father & my face yhee did not slap > Some call you a monster, some call you death > I call you my father & I like the sound of your breath > As it brushes it’s firey whisps burning the edges of my beard > I know you’re not the evil one that everyone on earth doth feared > You’re my father, my dada, my popa, my salvation > Without you the J & S in Jarl Siguard would disappear & I’d be known > as Arl Igard > A name not worthy for the son of Satan, not fit for the king of > blackness > not fit for the overloard of Hell, not fit for the hellraiser of > Zontar > Be well my father, get well soon > So I can carry yhee to the parlour for much poon (I love you daddy) >is a complete and utter moron if he thinks anyone >is going to be stupid enough too think the lyrics >in this forged post are Jarl Sigurd. Not only are >they badly written but there is no mention of guitar >Jarl Sigurd >to listen to music by the real Jarl Sigurd, >visit: http://www.ampcast.com/JarlSigurd
That’s because niether Rob nor Jarl can play a solo worth a sh*t.